Intimacy: Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone...

By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By birchbeer - 11/05/2015 19:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2022 12:00

Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML

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By gracelynn980765 - 27/06/2019 12:30

Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By somuchhatesolittleworld - 10/05/2016 02:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML

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OCDC 9

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:51

Just helping the doctors see it better.

br0itstaylor 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:52

I guess we can say you were having a hard time in there ;)

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Bikrbum 6

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:49

well what would you expect when you entered the metal tube!!

amadais 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:55

you made my day

traze 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:56

Dude learn some self control. You it need to have a conversation about the time and place to rise and shine.

tona01 16

Wednesday 18 May 2011 14:24

yes you it need OP

Lac2501 2

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:00

epic awkward boner.

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:02

nothing wrong with tight small spaces getting you aroused. sure they see this all the time...

ironhead_fml 20

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:35

hahahah! That's funny!

Nailbunny 4

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:35

Well your "bone" was scanned, alright.

tnlander 20

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:36

MRI machines vibrate. With that and the thought of hot nurses who wouldn't?

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:58

What do you think you are, some patient in a hospital themed porno?

tboudre 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:08

sounds like an extra bone-us.

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