Intimacy: Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only...

By Jon - 23/05/2011 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 18:26 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML

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By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park

Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML

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By nicknack22 - 01/02/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

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By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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By JC - 26/03/2012 20:56 - United States - Villa Ridge

Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML

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By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 23 May 2011 22:59

"Today, I satisfied my woman. FML" REALLY?

mintcar 9

Monday 23 May 2011 22:55

At least you gave her an ****** OP.

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smurfman44265034 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:01

shes asian duhhh

Jesterful009 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:01

she inherited it from the best!

ShelbyyCakess 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:04

at least she orgasmed.

portablecupid 3

Monday 23 May 2011 23:04

So what OP?

nananabatmannnn 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:06

At least you know you're doing it right.

tnlander 20

Monday 23 May 2011 23:06

Where I'm from we call it "Makin' Bacon"

doom2 8

Monday 23 May 2011 23:07

the fact that you made her happy should make you happy. everyone has their faults, nobody's perfect OP (:

logo79 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:08

sounds like you're MAKIN BACON

Deathchair 7

Monday 23 May 2011 23:10

#20 makin bacon with macon that is!

jordanalexis97 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:09

She'd squeal even more if she heard that... And not in a good way.

SteelCladAngel 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:09

you're complaining because you made her ******?...really? lol you're an idiot op

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