Love: Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present....

By Tamps - 13/02/2009 09:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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By TheAngryBird - 28/06/2012 04:51 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By Anon. - 28/03/2009 08:07 - United States

Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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gray089 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:36

maybe she's pissed you haven't proposed.

cradle6 13

Friday 1 July 2011 21:53

^Yay for stupid elitist assholes.

Comments

Steffi 26

Thursday 13 September 2012 13:54

Was it made from gold?

jessie0021 4

Thursday 13 September 2012 18:27

after 10 years you should have gotten a ring not a TV.....id say it wasn't a smart move.

Kade20 4

Sunday 14 October 2012 10:39

Did you steal it? And do you guys smoke crack? Those are a good combo. For crack. Lol

lexiepullen 7

Tuesday 6 November 2012 0:27

Maybe it's because after 10 years you still haven't proposed. Don't feel sorry for you.

sarah123456888 2

Friday 16 November 2012 5:57

10 years wow!

bgdkmcgee 10

Monday 15 April 2013 22:10

Carry that torch, buddy! Lol! Next time but her a bowling ball or something.

NalySaurus 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 23:46

I guess I can see why you haven't proposed yet.

Mailman2121 15

Friday 25 October 2013 3:51

It's funny to see all those Americans insulting OP because he hasn't proposed yet. People aren't marriage-freak in every country. In a lot of places it's not that important to be married - most of my friends have had girlfriends for years, some have kids, yet only a few got married. And even in cultures where it's considered an important thing, a lot of people will make the choice of not getting married. Maybe you shouldn't be that judgemental.