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By PPP - 14/11/2014 03:39 - United States - Elk Grove Village

Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML

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By wearyconsumer - 23/12/2016 05:29

Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML

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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 23:01 - Germany - Zittau

Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 13:27 - Costa Rica

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

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By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 21:27

Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML

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By Immafail - 20/12/2016 18:32

Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML

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By isucksomuch - 31/07/2011 06:18 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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kingcaper817 14

Friday 14 November 2014 17:37

Omg that is so disgusting I just hope it doesn't touch any of the food. I guess its your own bloody hell

randompizzaguy 17

Friday 14 November 2014 17:39

Under no circumstance is that ever okay. Period.

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kingcaper817 14

Friday 14 November 2014 17:37

Omg that is so disgusting I just hope it doesn't touch any of the food. I guess its your own bloody hell

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 14 November 2014 17:47

didn't even ask.. that's cold blooded.

LocsOn 13

Friday 14 November 2014 18:11

take her to the hospital thats a sure sign she needs help......

_cameronkc_ 17

Friday 14 November 2014 18:18

What I wanna know is HOW you found out

Kyle1dc 17

Friday 14 November 2014 18:23

#28 OP was probably looking for the strawberry ice cream.

quickit 24

Friday 14 November 2014 19:33

#28 I have this crazy theory that OP maybe, just maybe, opened the freezer...

wallamanut 14

Friday 14 November 2014 19:45

what if the study is about observing people's reactions when they see unused pads covered in strawberry ice cream?

MeanBeagle 22

Saturday 15 November 2014 3:07

and didn't even ask.. that's bloody cold

MeanBeagle 22

Saturday 15 November 2014 14:49

I meant "cold blooded". fml

ThatOtherMegan 30

Friday 14 November 2014 17:37

That's all kinds of nasty.

botanistjessica 24

Friday 14 November 2014 19:30

It really ******* is. I would love to know what "study" is being conducted.

Nexpecto 28

Friday 14 November 2014 19:49

whether or not used pads affect the taste of dinner?

ohjoy15 33

Friday 14 November 2014 20:51

@#2 You know what this reminds me of? How some pregnant women take home their placenta after the baby is born, keep it in the fridge, and EAT IT LATER. Why?!?!

smokecloud_ 37

Friday 14 November 2014 20:57

It's supposed to be full of nutrients. I don't think it's uncommon in some cultures to eat it. I, however, am a little icked out by the thought of it.

_Buttons_ 11

Saturday 15 November 2014 2:58

Who Just Does That!! Ewwww

managator 5

Friday 14 November 2014 17:37

Yummy, blood sicles

OysterPearls 33

Friday 14 November 2014 20:45

Is Giovanna Plowman staying at OP's house for a while?

smokecloud_ 37

Friday 14 November 2014 21:00

"This doesn't taste like cherry..."

belleVvv 18

Friday 14 November 2014 17:37

Lovely....

eb9821 11

Friday 14 November 2014 17:37

Bloody hell.

es3508 16

Friday 14 November 2014 17:38

I threw up a little bit when I read this.

helloimclaudia 30

Friday 14 November 2014 17:38

That's disgusting. Please try to talk to her!

randompizzaguy 17

Friday 14 November 2014 17:39

Under no circumstance is that ever okay. Period.

njgohard 16

Friday 14 November 2014 17:41

Nicely done #8.

redstone7693 29

Saturday 15 November 2014 5:17

great pun. xD

cronagorgon 11

Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:16

Hehe

WCARlover 34

Friday 14 November 2014 17:40

What is she studying? How absolutely disgusting a person can be?

ostfaiz 18

Friday 14 November 2014 17:42

Now this is more than enough! Disgusting

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