Kids: Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my...

By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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By gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By utensils123 - 09/02/2010 06:40 - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By bigdaddy - 25/09/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML

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By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By DEAD inside - 15/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Pomona

Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML

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iLucero 11

Wednesday 23 May 2012 8:57

How can you not taste that?

trolodon 2

Wednesday 23 May 2012 8:57

Dafuq did I just read

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CastielJ 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 9:21

Wow, weird that I only commented because of iLucerio.

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Thursday 24 May 2012 13:20

That is just ****** up.

Annnieck 5

Thursday 24 May 2012 22:20

Shit just got serious

bethanyjk 0

Friday 25 May 2012 3:10

how did you not notice....?

kitsune3 20

Friday 25 May 2012 20:30

Ugh. That's nasty. I feel for you, OP. Siblings, especially younger ones, can be really mean when they want to.

mrjj670 2

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:06

That's Fuking disgusting

xxmexx21 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:44

don't break his toys

TatyanaJanae 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 16:56

Eww

BriskIsRisky 2

Tuesday 5 June 2012 17:41

Rub his toothbrush on a door handle of a **** store

im_smart 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 9:32

Kick his ass

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