Kids: Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my...

By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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By gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By utensils123 - 09/02/2010 06:40 - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By bigdaddy - 25/09/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML

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By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By DEAD inside - 15/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Pomona

Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML

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iLucero 11

Wednesday 23 May 2012 8:57

How can you not taste that?

trolodon 2

Wednesday 23 May 2012 8:57

Dafuq did I just read

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andy30ace 3

Wednesday 23 May 2012 19:54

If he was rubbing it on dog shit don't you think ur brush would of been brown.. Your gross for not even noticing

Boyaa 3

Wednesday 23 May 2012 20:14

"accidentally"

zyprexa_fml 10

Wednesday 23 May 2012 21:51

How did you not notice that?

TColby 12

Wednesday 23 May 2012 21:54

Must've been an important toy.

wubbazugg 5

Wednesday 23 May 2012 21:58

Must have pretty shitty breath to begin with if you couldn't tell.

laurapiggy 3

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:04

DAMN!!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:05

What did he do to block out the stench? Or... Dafuq is wrong with your nose?

laurapiggy 3

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:06

PS I call BS 2:)

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:11

I really hope it's at least from OP's own dog and his little brother isn't just wandering about their street looking for dog shit.

hpbeat11 0

Friday 25 May 2012 21:20

Ur from America and u go to Harwood.

1R1X0X0 10

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:12

How couldn't you smell or just see the dog poop on your toothbrush? Oo

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