Intimacy: Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number...

By nomorenakedpicsplease - 07/07/2013 05:21 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By WTF - 01/06/2013 04:03 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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By RDMdragoon - 13/07/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML

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By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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Oddball

By Iwtumn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 01:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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Nice victim blaming!

By fuckyoutoothen! - 22/07/2020 08:02

Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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heyyyjune 11

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:55

Give out hers on a lesbian dating site or something similar.

Bostern 29

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:55

Why don't you stick her number on Craigslist for revenge?

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infamousjonnx 3

Sunday 7 July 2013 22:51

I think thats noble of her. I wouldn't want my gf getting dick pics of other guys

kidclarke 15

Monday 8 July 2013 8:31

It's his ex girlfriend, not current one.

SNUBL 4

Monday 8 July 2013 1:08

Put her number on 4chan.

Ashara 15

Monday 8 July 2013 2:37

OP, don't listen to those assholes. She's being totally immature, no need for you to sink to her level.

heyyitsemilia 11

Monday 8 July 2013 4:46

I've done that before ahah

threer 30

Monday 8 July 2013 12:19

Total bitch.. Good idea. >:::;).

pmacxx 5

Monday 8 July 2013 14:50

Post them on Craigslist with their number. I'm sure they will stop after that!

uniannonymous 5

Monday 8 July 2013 15:02

LOOOL I do that. But I also give them my ex's number

Denizzje 5

Monday 8 July 2013 15:29

This is both very funny and very sad at the same time... sorry OP ;).

warriorartemis 11

Monday 8 July 2013 16:20

That sucks, but pretty damn cleaver. May use it on my ex that is a total cheating tool.

biankers8 2

Monday 8 July 2013 21:13

Smart girl lol !!

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Same thing different taste

Oddball

Classy

Oddball

Nice victim blaming!

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