Love: Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of...

By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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By Paige - 10/07/2013 14:18 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

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By mchhhoi - 20/07/2009 06:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML

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By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/08/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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thoughtcriminal7 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:52

Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.

MrBoredGuy 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 12:15

don't ever get a vibrator...

Comments

Scooter42 15

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:59

Thats pathetic. Dump him before he goes ' fear' on you. I know you're too young its a movie with mark wahlberg.

JOURNEYTHEBEAST 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:09

put a camera inside the bear. he will like it then!!

Hollywood_Envy 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:09

that's funny...childish and immature yea, but still funny...

LaGuera7426 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:13

seriously, RUN. he doesn't respect your possessions...soon he will do something to you.

OfficeNinja 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:14

wow. I'm pretty sure "death glaring" at a stuffed toy out of jealousy is one of the signs someone might have a tendency towards extreme serial killer type violence. that or you need to date an adult, one who is not threatened by a stuffed animal.