Intimacy: Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday... - FML

By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

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Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

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Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

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By Sarah - 21/02/2016 00:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

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Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

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Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 17:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

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Undo! Undo!

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 16:00

Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML

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Jeopardy

By Anonymous - 07/10/2021 08:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML

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Shot from both sides

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 12:00

Spicy

Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML

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Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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MarkeiMark 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:10

promotion! (:

PaintTheStars 2

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:11

Well your gonna have to. Pretend like it never happened and if he mentions it act confused and say a friend pranked you.

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NoCumforYou 3

Monday 14 March 2011 8:00

lol fuckamotherwhoreshit.

jaggaloridaz 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:49

was he hot

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:07

OP Female?

jayyceeeee 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:46

xD

evboyd2 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:13

They say alcohol is just liquid confidence... Maybe you want him deep down lol

RogueJedi14 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 18:16

You are ******

StalinsHeir 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 16:28

Hahahaha what a champ

CallMeBloo 31

Monday 16 July 2012 17:42

Well, that's unfortunate, haha. I guess I'm lucky in that when I'm drunk, I get the urge to do those things but I find that I can't get my thumbs to move the right ways to make a text.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 1 October 2013 19:31

wait, are you a guy or chick

bazookajoey 27

Sunday 12 January 2014 6:57

You got lucky! He could have fired you right then right there Use this to your advantage ;) now you have nude photos to black mail with!

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