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By Potforapeso - 01/10/2014 02:30 - United States - Red Bank

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

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By idiot says "you raised him" - 31/05/2014 21:30 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2021 08:01

Today, not only is my son stupid enough to spend £50 on a bag of garden weeds because the dealer told him it was marijuana, he's also stupid enough to refuse to believe he was conned, and try to smoke it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By hopeless - 06/07/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

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By sadmama - 23/02/2018 15:00

Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML

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By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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By dumbmotherinlaw - 06/07/2016 17:29 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was crossing back over the Mexico-US border. My mother-in-law got out of the car to go to the bathroom, since traffic was horrible. Two hours of worrying sick later, turns out she crossed the border without telling me. FML

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CryosFear 14

Wednesday 1 October 2014 12:15

Maybe he's secretly in charge of a cartel :P

GreatBigWorld_ 15

Wednesday 1 October 2014 12:16

I'd be another thing if he sold them for Euros, those are a higher currency than pesos (:

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person_of_music 10

Friday 3 October 2014 1:42

Because the type of currency I would want in America is obviously pesos.

jaspinkgrl01 18

Friday 3 October 2014 3:29

So THAT'S what you're worried about.

vuilgeboosted 2

Friday 3 October 2014 4:52

hes gettin ripped off.

slagathor1 5

Friday 3 October 2014 4:55

JERSEY REPRESENT!

marcus369 9

Friday 3 October 2014 19:23

or he heard that people are getting ebola in the us and now wants to go to mexico

tosdyke 16

Saturday 4 October 2014 2:57

tell your kid to get a job, he's to stupid to make money illegally...

firebird07 13

Monday 6 October 2014 6:21

This FML SHOULD say: "Today, I figured out my son was selling pot." Becoming a drug dealer isn't something to aspire to.

sprints54 19

Monday 6 October 2014 8:37

As long as he's using the right exchange rate he should be good

MrSweeps 5

Wednesday 8 October 2014 6:09

Get that little nigga some help cuz he retarded

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Wednesday 15 October 2014 9:05

I love how you're more focused on the fact that he sold it for pesos and not the fact that he was selling pot !

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