Money: Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By Charity - 20/03/2017 17:00 - United States

Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2019 15:00 - Australia - Bonnyrigg

Today, my mom is 44 years old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Brotherssuckkk - 18/01/2010 20:04 - France

Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

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biancagolden 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:07

Well unless you're 11, I don't see a problem. They've stuck with you, haven't they?

suicidekings 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:07

that's terrible. your friend got gyped. I would have demanded $40.

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Zero2Sixty 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:42

awww thats sad , if he is still your friend that means he is your real friend after all . that was cheesey .

HiSHAM 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:29

thats okay man dont feel bad about it..you were young

Figure_it_out 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:50

Well u guys r obviously still friends and now best friends. I would say "Money well spent." not like she asked u to pay her back. Did she?

ziqi92 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:58

another case in point that we all live in a society where profit is king!

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:40

#6 I agree. XD XD

NoMercy_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:08

I hope his pay has increased over the years. It is a tough economy.

Heathersaur 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:08

lmfao xD oh gawd, that made my day! so i wasnt the only 10 year old without any friends...

scateice 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:45

sabbs 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:13

wow...LOL suxx

kissesinbetween 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 7:56

Haha this is funny but sad. At least u guys are real friends now... right?

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