Money: Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 05:02

Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By Charity - 20/03/2017 17:00 - United States

Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2019 15:00 - Australia - Bonnyrigg

Today, my mom is 44 years old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Brotherssuckkk - 18/01/2010 20:04 - France

Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

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Monday 8 June 2009 9:07

Well unless you're 11, I don't see a problem. They've stuck with you, haven't they?

suicidekings 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:07

that's terrible. your friend got gyped. I would have demanded $40.

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eddles 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:45

thts tough, but if you like 15 or older she mist like you if she still with you!

ninba20 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 8:25

oh thats sucks... well at lease u guys still became best friend even if ur mom paid him(her).... be thankful

paradoxxx_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:58

at least she got her money's worth

viff 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 11:14

Someone just watched "Mean Girls 2" ?

MistyLazuli 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 10:55

That's actually one of the best things your Mum did for you if you're still best friends! They wouldn't still be with you now for $20!!!

Koolgirl15 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 4:09

Just in case you didnt know, your moms a bitch.

brad5150 4

Monday 25 July 2011 1:37

well, at least it wasn't a waste of $20

theatergeek03 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:30

LOL! That's mad sad, dude. I'm truly sorry.

jasondavis22 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:28

At least she's looking out for you, and on the upside she got a great return on her invesment

Ktgurl967 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:42

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