Intimacy: Today, I found out my girlfriend only gets aroused after watching...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 00:36 - Australia

Today, I found out my girlfriend only gets aroused after watching Jersey Shore and will only have sex immediately after an episode. I think the worst part is, I'll take what I can get. FML

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Same thing different taste

By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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By mattttbob - 04/02/2012 10:16 - Australia

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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Pros and cons

By Nope - 10/11/2023 12:00

Today, my girlfriend only gets horny on her period. Unfortunately, she also gets extremely gassy, so I get to smell her vile farts the entire time. I think this relationship is turning me asexual. FML

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Glory days

By Anonymous - 03/12/2023 10:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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Scary

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML

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By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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By HotACE - 22/04/2011 05:08

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML

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Get on with it!

By QuickieGirl - 16/09/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

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Turntables

By Bill Mantie - 18/04/2021 02:00

Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML

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True love waits

By Acolyte of the Bacon God - 15/02/2013 19:50 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

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Monday 25 October 2010 9:08

sounds like you got a situation

omG_G00 0

Monday 25 October 2010 9:08

lmfao, # 1. I refuse to believe you actually wrote that.

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YourWetDream 0

Monday 25 October 2010 9:34

Maybe you should donate your time into looking more like the sleezbags on Jersey Shore...Just a thought :P

hognurse 0

Monday 25 October 2010 17:46

you are sexy!! I'm new to this.. how do I talk to u in private?

jellyfish_735 0

Monday 25 October 2010 9:40

I think some has to GTL :)

IzumiChan 0

Monday 25 October 2010 14:58

Sorry but what does GTL stand for?

oliver86 8

Monday 25 October 2010 9:42

buy the DVD!!

babygirldhayes 0

Monday 25 October 2010 10:51

UR GURLFRIEND IS A STUPID ISIOTIC NIMROD AND A LESBIAN THAT'S NASTY AND YOU SHOULD DUMP HER AND GET 1 STRAIGHT ur desperate if u take that crap -----------------------------------------------

BahahahLOL 0

Monday 25 October 2010 11:17

When's your birthday? I would like to fix that caps lock of yours and get you a big ol' dictionary.

babelini 12

Monday 25 October 2010 11:22

lol :D

Arsonnist 3

Monday 25 October 2010 11:22

Christmas is coming up.

Quest_ 13

Monday 25 October 2010 10:52

FYL for being an uncreative lover who can't use this new found knowledge to add some spice to your life in the boudoir! Why not try some Jersey Shore roleplay? Or alternatively you could just GTL till you're FTD and she's DTF. If not, you better join the IFF.