Maybe a bit of Crucio, depending on the circumstances..

Yell, "Voldemort!" and hide.

The wingardium leviosa spell

#3 you wouldn't know, you're a squib

11, Nah, more like full-blown Muggle. Probably related to the Dursleys.

No #10, not wingardium leviosa, Accio is the summoning spell

#17 idky you're being thumbed down. maybe it's because you said leviosuh instead of levioSAH, it is a bit tricky. but for real that's to make stuff float so has nothing to do with getting another woman.

I think it came out after, but the cause was saying the wrong name.

Well, if your special someone gave another's name when buying tickets to something, wouldn't you ask who that person is and why they said it? The guy probably owned up to his mistake, or denied it and created a mess.

if I'm out with my bf and he accidentally calls me a name that isn't his relatives or an ex (if it's a recent break up) I'm def. going to go secret agent on him and find out why.

You tried.

I still laughed at how bad those puns were. "That's pretty Hagrid." Wow.. :P

My bad. This comment is worded wrong. I'm actually a guy lmao

Does it matter? He's still a cheater.

Isn't that worse? Being the "other woman". No but really, it doesn't ******* matter. Cheaters are the worst type of people. Btw, if this is your logic, I feel sorry for you. You clearly don't see the point.