By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 853
You deserved it 4 632

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You don't have boobies? Not even one? What did you do with them? They couldn't have just walked off on their own. Quick, find them and maybe he'll take you back or you'll find a better guy. They're always in the last place you look.

The only question there should have been was what address should his shit be shipped to? Never compare yourself to another female because he decided to cheat. Self confidence is key, lacking that is probably why he cheated in the first place...

Comments

Hahaha he's an asshole, but that's hilarious.

zackkmann21 0

what grade are you guys in? 7th?

#1 boobs should be at least b cup or else guys don't like u. #2 u should have kicked him in the balls and cut Ur friends hair off when she's sleeping . :D

holygodthatshars 0

Seriously, she's NOT your best friend. Don't try to win your boyfriend back because he doesn't deserve you!

itsmeppl 0

he showed he wasn't worth any time

She'll grow up to be a tramp with different dads for each of her ten kids so don't worry, in the end you'll have the last laugh.

dakins 0

then u cheerfully reply, that's ok now I can I finally find a guy with something u nv had. a dick.

AtomicBryce 0

what an arshole and a bitch **** them ur a netter person without those lying cheating pieces of shit