By Paté - 05/01/2010 04:52 - Ukraine

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Today, I found myself completely naked, tied to a chair with a slice of ham on each breast. Note to self: never again let my boyfriend make one of his fantasies come true. FML
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Top comments

Tripartita 44

Am I the only one who thinks this is actually a pretty tame fantasy compared to the weird shit some people are into? Other people. People who are not me. Ha. What?!

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YaboyVinnie 21

That's the breast thing ever, you shouldn't make a pig deal out of it.

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Rabite 28

So what did he actually do with the ham? Put some **** on it and eat it in a sandwich while you were still tied to the chair?

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buddy_986 9

At least yours tells you his fantasies. I've been with my boyfriend for over 2 years and he still tells me he doesn't have any.

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GhostFox 33

I just want to know what the logic behind this kink is. I mean, mild bondage, pretty common. Good in the bedroom, pretty common. But this is just an oddly specific set up that almost seems like some obscure magical ritual.

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Saraishi 24

"What's your secret sexual fantasy, hun?" "Hamboobs!"

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dguzman92 12

well at least you are able to say that you've tried it and didn't like it. kudos for having an open mind, sorry it was weird.

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url!fesUcks 1

Always ask about the fantasy BEFORE agreeing! hahahaha! I'm dead.

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