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Today, I found myself completely naked, tied to a chair with a slice of ham on each breast. Note to self: never again let my boyfriend make one of his fantasies come true. FML

By Paté - / Tuesday 5 January 2010 04:52 / Ukraine
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By  Tripartita  |  44

Am I the only one who thinks this is actually a pretty tame fantasy compared to the weird shit some people are into? Other people. People who are not me. Ha. What?!

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  Tripartita  |  44

It's an acronym for "vie de merde," which is French for "life of shit"/"shit life". Perhaps this World FML wad pulled from the original French FML, VDM. You can visit Viedemerde.fr right now; it's like a bizarre alternate universe with its own crazy cast of commenters.

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  sohigh10  |  30

vie de merde, FML is originally a French concept. Sometimes they translate the best from the French website and put them on the English website with this tag

By  Tripartita  |  44

Am I the only one who thinks this is actually a pretty tame fantasy compared to the weird shit some people are into? Other people. People who are not me. Ha. What?!

By  Jurbla  |  10

"I found myself tied completely naked to a chair when my boyfriend took out a bag of taco bell and told me he has a fetish for farting on a bound up woman"... That's an FML. "I found myself tied completely naked to a chair when my boyfriend pulled out an ax and said he REALLY has a thing for amputees." THAT'S an FML. Putting just two slices of cooked meat on your body is pretty much one of the tamest possible outcomes of consenting to your partner tying you down, have a little perspective.

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