By SirDirtyRedD - 25/01/2014 01:03 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML
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SirDirtyRedD 15

i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol

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Norja 33

I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..

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Zezombye_fml 4

So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.

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sickerthanyou 13

In one side, he is a little sociopath and quite possibly would be a giant douche when he grows up, on the other he is dumb as a rock and quite possibly not a threat to society

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ziya1999 12

ouch, thats harsh. I can feel the love.

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SirDirtyRedD 15

i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol

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littlem91 29

Hopefully for your sake, he learns to love you instead of better planning your untimely death! sounds pretty comical though. Had you told him off or something?

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Stewie Griffin is only 1 and he wants to kill Louis. By any chance, is your son Stewie?

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BellaBear90 27

#64 stewie can also talk, and he can build time machines, and run loan shark businesses and he's not real.

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SirDirtyRedD 15

Actually if familt guybwasnt older than him id have bet they based stewie off of my brother but no hes hust a spaz sometime i never did anything to him

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sanecatlady 13

I wish I had said that to my older brother as a kid, heh heh heh...he used to drive me insane, and whenever I tell my mother about what he did she thinks I'm exaggerating and he was a complete angel. Like all the times he'd barge into my bedroom, sit on my bed just to change his socks, and belch, and would exhale his rancid morning breath into my face when we were getting ready for school, told me once that hearing me sing was like hearing a doctor tell you you have cancer, and then there was the time I came home from school in a horrible mood and when I screamed to my brother and his friend that I was going to kill myself, their reaction was to laugh hysterically. I think somewhere in his early 20's space aliens took out his brain and replaced it with that of a gentleman. :)

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SirDirtyRedD 15

you know i dont know why because i dont have older siblings but this hit home for me thank you and let me just say youve probably realised that as much as it sucked you miss him now

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TisAPenguin 16

Thankfully, your brother is probably too stupid to actually kill you.

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