Kids: Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked...

By SirDirtyRedD - 25/01/2014 01:03 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML

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SirDirtyRedD 15

Saturday 25 January 2014 20:11

i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol

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Norja 33

Saturday 25 January 2014 12:27

I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..

Zezombye_fml 4

Saturday 25 January 2014 12:28

So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.

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bleu0784 6

Sunday 2 February 2014 14:22

Kids these days are very creative.

Curlytwirly22 17

Sunday 16 February 2014 14:02

Your brother sounds like he has some issues !!!

doglover100 28

Monday 17 February 2014 7:49

Why does he want you to die?

Ernieeeeee 16

Friday 21 February 2014 6:52

lalalala

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:28

********!

coold_5 16

Thursday 20 March 2014 8:20

Hehe.. Dumb n innocent at the same time..

beau121 3

Tuesday 22 April 2014 20:46

Haha then they would start having a heavy breathing contest and both pass out

focenspeil 7

Sunday 1 June 2014 10:43

You might wanna get that checked out.

laylaeve 9

Tuesday 26 August 2014 14:39

That's pretty hostile for a little kid but let him keep it up eventually he'll pass out...better for you. :)

FirmlyAware888 10

Friday 26 September 2014 18:26

Annoyed by such obvious obfuscations, and equally reminescent of McCarthyism... Well Done...

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