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The illustrated FMLs

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 22:20 / United States
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  SwingCity  |  0

Yeah, I didn't notice the gender of the poster until the illustration was nearly complete. It's not a gender-specific story, so it really doesn't matter. XD Glad you like it!

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  ForestFire0  |  1

Not that I'm complaining, but why does the dentist seem to have a push-up bra on? And why is she wearing a low cut shirt to accentuate it? (once again, not complaining, it's just my dentist is a guy in his mid-sixties who's told me the last three times i've gone in there he didn't realize I had a brother until my brother had an appointment the same week as me.

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  MacOSXpert  |  7

No wonder the dentist did that! She's a dumb big-breasted bimbo, they're only good for being in the strip clubs, not doing dentist work. Besides, women that are professionals and happen to have big breasts, usually get breast reduction surgery. All women with big breasts that actually want to be taken seriously get breast reduction surgery because of the struggle professional women with big breasts have with oggling men. /end Flame this if you want.

By  sorry_you_fail  |  0

#3- Are you kidding? This guy's mouth could be totally screwed! As a former wearer of braces for four years, I can say that everything related to dentists or orthodontists SUCK! I now have concrete proof. Also, I may suggest switching practices? And suing? And like never going there again EVER?

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