Love: Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home...

By Camm. - 15/01/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By Queensland - 18/10/2014 07:20 - Australia

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By Dansonn - 17/03/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

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How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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BlueEyesBlondeHa 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:57

My name is Hannah! (but it wasn't me)

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:32

Wow. I'm guessing you have no idea who Hannah is... it was probably a woman that did it... revenge for a best friend...

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Reach2010 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:18

Damn... That sucks nuts

Notaneyo 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:19

Hannah Montana?!

wickliffe 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:21

haha, so true!! a lot of posts are like that. where there is no way they deserved it, but yet, people still say so..

wickliffe 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:23

no, because women tend to do stuff like that for a hurt friend. sexist!

VelvetRose 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 23:47

I'm Hannah, you must now apologize =P

kindofgocrazy 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:27

377 now.

justmyluck11 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:58

sure you weren't drunk last night?? lol

railfan_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 8:21

HE DIDNT SEE THE GUY THAT DID IT, YOU MORON. HOW WOULD HE KNOW THE PLATE NUMBERS?

BlondeRetro 0

Monday 2 May 2011 13:09

license plates? if you mean the opening comment about.. "thats what you get for not being able to memorize license plates.." well, I figure they meant the person who vandalized your car stuffed up with recalling the correct license plate. Because they're a forgetful idiot the OP had their car Fu@ked up by mistake