By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
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DKjazz 20

3+ points for originality. Not your average prankster here, no sir.

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AffrontedFetus 0

Stick on a few more and you could pass off as a pretty good pimp.

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Awahso 25

Looks like it's time for -takes of sunglasses- Smashing Pumpkins

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cudi504 4

its gonna suck more when you have a rotting pumpkin on top of your car

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fymother 13

I'm glad his picture isn't actually him. it makes me sick

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skizzlerz 0

I think I died a little inside when I looked at your pic

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key_2010 0

Your pic reminds me of Gibby on iCarly.

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Lights_Out_fml 6

Your picture made me have the urge to blow something up and walk away in slow motion

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CryMoreFMLs 14

That picture makes me want to go to an elementary school and stare. What? That not normal or something?

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AffrontedFetus 0

Anyway, why do you think this is a problem? A few hours driving and it should get pretty damn hot; maybe enough to cook the bugger. I, for one, would sing praises to the gods of every religion if I was given a free roast pumpkin. Someone's looking out for you buddy.

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JokeMeister 0

it'll rot off and u'll hav a nice orange-black ring on it instead. happy now?

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Skeleton Jack is king of the pumpkin patch!

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Lexi_Ray 5

that sucks lol, make a jack o latern at least now you don't need your headlights

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lexi050 0

Your eyes are so pretty(:

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jordanp17 3

yes she is but too bad the picture was just taken from some random website

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intensity24 0

hey I was reading FML's and I saw you commented on one about a pumpkin on a car and I just wanted to say you gave beautiful eyes!!

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HannahLouise96 13

Don't worry, happens all the time around here.

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