By Deweyboy - 21/12/2015 18:01 - United States

Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML
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Deweyboy 10

Hey guys, OP Here. I don't hate my job. My boss works awesomely with my schedule, I make a ton of money, and I work with a bunch of good people. I try my best to welcome everyone who comes in when I'm at the lead register, but my store can get about 8-900 customers a day, so my welcomes can be a little reflexive. I had just gotten up that morning, after working a 9 hour shift the night before, with a 7 hour shift ahead of me. I heard the cat push the door open, and I said it half-asleep with my siblings all around the table.

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Sidneyr 14

I'm sure that your cat appreciated the warm welcome

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Kyp_kingofhearts 12

your cat just need to pick up its prescription

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MandieL 27

I used to answer my phone with the company greeting.

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Ihavegas 22

same happened to whilst working for a call centre, answering calls in my sleep at home.

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oceaneyes213 21

I work in a research wing in a hospital. Some days I catch myself looking for the PPE cart and shoe covers when I walk out of my bed room.

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ARetardedSeal 24

I sleep in steel toed boots and a hard hat so when I wake up for work I am ready

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orphanclubber 8

as someone who works at a donut shop I sometimes say "will that be a dozen today" so I guess everyone does it lol

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anna31899 16

Haha I do that too...it becomes a habit

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Fortunato_18 5

I know your pain... I worked at Walgreen's for 2 years and I catch myself almost saying "Be well" to every person I interact with...

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marko009 5

Rewrite your sentence. The structure is off

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