Intimacy: Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I...

By Dana - 10/05/2011 08:36 - Netherlands

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

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By um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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By wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By hannahisacooler - 16/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

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By dreamer2639 - 03/07/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:08

Take that as a compliment OP. Most guys think of it as a compliment in the highest manor when giving it.

SpectSelf 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:12

just because he gets straight A's doesn't mean he has no dick

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Len_Kagamine 8

Sunday 19 August 2012 21:44

At least he complimented you...?

leewii 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 3:01

"today, the girl I've had a crush on forever finally confessed to me. Not knowing what to say to her I blurted out 'nice rack'. FML"

jc95sd 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 20:04

That's a yes in my book, congrats!!

hoffmanam 13

Thursday 7 March 2013 4:14

well Thats a compliment. duh

kamipoland13 6

Friday 31 May 2013 20:00

Don't worry happens allot at least a soccer match replay wasn't more important that you.

ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

Wednesday 23 April 2014 5:38

Well I can see that he enjoys some of your bigger assets huh?

Tooorrriii3 22

Friday 15 August 2014 1:52

I only clicked FYL because I didn't want to break the 11111 YDI.

HeisenburgLabs 15

Thursday 14 April 2016 4:15

All that says about him is that he's immature, it doesn't mean that he doesn't like you.

Unlucky1232 20

Monday 11 July 2016 7:56

how many friends does he have? he may actually have not known how to react so he just went with instinct

nurse123 7

Tuesday 22 November 2016 5:59

Get it girl

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