By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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fudrick 0

Why would you expect her to say something? You walked up to her.

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Finnboghi 0

I don't think any of you understand what staring down means. She wasn't looking at him with her head cocked to the side, big round eyes peering innocently out from behind golden curls. If she was staring him down, she knew why he was there, and she wanted him to know how deeply she despised him for trying. I feel for you, OP.

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BioProject 0

Don't feel bad about it, it was your first time doing something like that. Just ignore Douche 1 and Douche 6.

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Luckster 0

So I'm a douche for speaking the truth? If you're going to approach someone, prepare to have something to say. You can't expect the other person to spark conversation, especially if they're not the ones who approached you.

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Woop_Woop 0

luckster you're not a douche streetmember you're a douche

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beethoven_fml 0

the OP did not specify whether or not he was saying anything. i for one assumed he was.

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Bud_fml 16

That totally sux! But yah, ignore Douchette 1 and Douchette 6

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waterynuggets 0

Awwwww. It's ok, she probably wasn't worth your time anyways. Keep yer head up.

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Amortifiedperson 0

Just tell her she looks like an idiot staring at you like that ;) That'll get her to stop trust me ;) Worked for me

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emilyisbomb 0

my poor baby. i love you:)

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shelboo_fml 0

Not everyone has the guts to do it boldly. I used to be really shy like that. Keep on trying with the girls, bud. You're only one step closer to finding your right gal.

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alex_vik 0

What are you, 6? Wait, even 6 year olds can talk to girls.

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lol123mely 0

awww dont feel bad! it was your first time, i know you feel alittle down but there are plenty of other girls, and just build up your confidence and everything will be okay! it could of gone worst, she could of been a bitch and laughed or something

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Siren_00 0

But you wouldn't have wanted her anyway, if she's such a bitch. Don't worry, there are PLENTY of girls who have common decency.

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ohheykiwi 2

How is she a bitch? He approached her and didn't say a word. She stared at him in confusion. He's the dumbass, not her,

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Anonymus7_fml 0

I agree with #51, the girl isnt a bitch, he's just a dumbass for standing close to her looking like a retard and walking away. You gotta work on your approach man

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kewlfox 0

he didn't say whether he talked or not...

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