I hope your neighbor has a security camera with sound. That'd be as entertaining as the video of the wife blowing her brother-in-law.

One of the last times I was at Mom’s house, her cat got out - It’s not a normally outdoor cat. So then my nearly 90 year old Mom was trying to catch her cat in the dark. I had a flashlight in my pocket and used it to help her see. I know a little something about cats and I know that if you chase them it gets them all the more excited and harder to catch. Anyway mom caught her cat and took it back inside. They were both out of breath by then - It’s an older cat. When I got home I sent mom a case of tuna via Amazon. It’s a lot easier to lure a cat with an open can of tuna than to catch them when they get excited.

But wait did you ever find your actual cat???

Giving the Crazy Cat Lady stereotype a go, are we? if it was spay/neutered then give the cat some exploration time. they will likely come home. That is unless the crazy cat lady down the street found them.

rolled 1 on her perception save...

Was there a healthy dose of Shrooms involved? No wait...then the bush would be talking (meowing)? back.