Miscellaneous: Today, I finally came home from the hospital after having been... - FML

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By IDontHaveGoodFriends - 25/01/2016 14:27 - United States

Today, I finally came home from the hospital after having been in a car crash. My "friends told me that I have a handwritten,10 page assignment due tomorrow that I haven't even started. I worked all night, and brought it into school the next day. Turns out my friends were playing a "joke" on me. FML

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