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By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By eggonmiface - 01/07/2018 15:00

Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML

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By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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By Eggs - 15/11/2013 05:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 17:02 - Germany

Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML

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By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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By JTinNJ - 27/08/2016 11:57 - United States - Parsippany

Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML

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By bit - 30/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML

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randomthing 22

Monday 2 July 2012 12:00

You definitely deserved it.

tswizz 13

Monday 2 July 2012 12:03

You were going to egg a house? How old are you? Twelve?

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xrawritsashleyx 11

Monday 2 July 2012 16:08

YDI for being immature. and also if you ever wanted a chance to get back with him in the future, you'd be burning your bridges by acting like an 8th grader. revenge is showing him you can do fine/better without him!

darkmis1 17

Monday 2 July 2012 17:18

Karma isn't a bitch - it just shows you how much of a bitch you were to begin with. YDI - your boyfriend shouldn't have had to be with an immature child like you. He's lucky he got out.

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 2 July 2012 17:20

Why would you egg your boyfriends house?

naughtylez82 4

Monday 2 July 2012 17:20

And the medal for stupidity of the year goes to you. Ydi for being so immature

dani1993 0

Monday 2 July 2012 17:32

Guess the yokes on u

Poetrylover102 6

Monday 2 July 2012 17:35

This makes me want some scrambled eggs. Too bad I have to go to the store to get them. Doh! Either way, YDI for wanting to egg someone's house. Don't you know how much of a pain it is to get egg off your house?

inventindascene 5

Monday 2 July 2012 17:46

Grow up, throw rocks through his windows

thecovert 7

Monday 2 July 2012 17:59

Karma is just identifying the bitch. An immature one at that.

mikayla_jay 2

Monday 2 July 2012 18:02

karma is only a bitch if you are!

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 2 July 2012 18:09

I've had this idea more than once...******* asshole...anyway! Don't do that, especially if he lives with his family. Why punish them too?

fordman22 0

Monday 2 July 2012 19:20

Just poop on their doorstep like Eric Cartman

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