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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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By pantless - 21/03/2016 18:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 00:52 - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 23:07 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML

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By poserpilot - 12/11/2012 15:10 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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PrincessCastiel 27

Tuesday 9 September 2014 23:48

Socks to be you! (No but that seriously sucks OP :( )

ethan_unoxx 29

Tuesday 9 September 2014 23:50

who steals socks. anyway sorry OP

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imbatmanfir 15

Wednesday 10 September 2014 3:02

That's socky

moocow398 6

Wednesday 10 September 2014 3:06

We'll it could have been worse

Austanious 8

Wednesday 10 September 2014 3:45

Your life really socks

geekbait 5

Wednesday 10 September 2014 4:28

Many house elves were freed this day!!

AloysiusWeasley 15

Wednesday 10 September 2014 4:33

Best! xD

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 10 September 2014 4:34

Be happy you only lost your socks. :-)

anythingwilldo 10

Wednesday 10 September 2014 4:41

I love socks I do not know why.

DejoMasters 8

Wednesday 10 September 2014 5:30

Well, it could have been worse. He could have stolen all your underwear. Oh, the chaffing!

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Wednesday 10 September 2014 6:12

Same thing happens to my socks when I put them in the dryer.

nattlecakes 19

Wednesday 10 September 2014 6:31

It was probably a homeless person :(

ashyknees 13

Wednesday 10 September 2014 6:36

You must be somewhere cold.

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