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Hm, I wonder how this could've happened, but if it happens again don't be a pantsy and go in the nude, like a real man.

Someone wither really misinterpreted the phrase "getting into someone's pants," was incredibly desperate, or has an unusual fetish.

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What the hell is with my phone's autocorrect? I meant 'either,' though I don't think that would be the correct word either.

The centipede bandit strikes again. Half man, half centipede, his only intention is to steal your pants and maybe one shirt.

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That would work if pants only converded your legs, not also your waist. Save the joke for when someone steals a lot of shoes.

The centipede bandit strikes again. Half man, half centipede. His only intention is to steal your pants and maybe one shirt.

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Well this is odd. Sorry for the double post. I tried to edit my comment and it posted the corrected one, while still keeping the original :/

Do you own any skirts or dresses? Also, isn't there a campus police or SOMEONE you can contact about this theft? Maybe you could put up some flyers describing your pants' distinctive features, maybe someone will recognize the thief. You probably already have realized you should be locking your door, they could have potentially stolen something much more valuable.

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