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FML - The follow-up
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For those of you that were wondering- yes, I'm alright. :) I'm anemic, and sometimes it catches up to me and I'll start to get lightheaded/faint. I hadn't been feeling well all day, and thought food might help... Guess I was a bit late. In regards to my 'friends', I suppose I used the term loosely. They aren't my closest friends by far, but I've known them for years. We were close enough that I ASSUMED the sight of me falling and bashing my head open would be more important than their need for
By _sempiternus - / Saturday 16 November 2013 16:18 / United States
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Well, think about it from their perspective! I'd they'd helped you, it would have left them with no lasagna. That would mean they were being nice but only lost from it. It is our goal as an intelligent species to minimize and eliminate the 'no good deed goes unpunished' scenario. So really, they simply worked to prevent such a scenario from happening, helping mankind reach its most difficult goal.

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Luckily my heart is claimed by another, and #46 will just have to suffer the heartbreak of my rejection. Besides, even if I wasn't taken, I sure don't want my children looking like trolls.

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#92, both denial and sub-standard compensations seem to work fine for most Costumer Service departments. You could offer #46 a free sample of some marketing product on stock. #54, If the sky that we look upon / Should tumble and fall / And the mountains should crumble to the sea/ I won't cry/

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isuckok - Hey now, give mohamed_H a break. He's obviously new here. mohamed_H - Listen very carefully. There are lots of commenters who come and go, but there are some who stick around for a long time and choose to post a lot. It is not your concern who posts what, nor is it your concern how many times someone comments. If you don't like a comment, thumb it down. If you don't like a commenter, find all of his/her comments and thumb them all down. You can even send a PM to a commenter an

Wow, I hope you're ok OP. The bright side is that if the lasagna was bad, you will not be sick and your friends will :D and if not... well, now you really know who you can trust.

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