Money: Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In...

By boring - 10/05/2010 10:14 - New Zealand

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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gabyta 1

Monday 10 May 2010 16:24

ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod

lettertjes 0

Monday 10 May 2010 16:43

Oh I have plenty of boring dreams. I like it. When I have a superhero dream I always wake up stressed from the responsibility of having to save the world. I prefer the boring ones.

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speedy3dale 0

Monday 10 May 2010 17:23

you will always have money that way so don't change a thing :)

Nexzus 0

Monday 10 May 2010 17:25

Smart guy, I'd put it into some monthly paying income mutual funds. Even the safe ones could probably pay a couple grand a month on a half million. Nice little extra to cover the mortgage payment or something.

Arcran5 0

Monday 10 May 2010 17:48

The whole point though... who cares? You've bored me now. I wouldn't have moderated this at all.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 10 May 2010 17:50

It's honestly really hard to control the content of your dreams, so I wouldn't stress out about the fact that you had a boring dream.

withered 30

Monday 10 May 2010 18:34

Nah, you're not boring. Mp3 players rule!!! xD

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 10 May 2010 18:38

#20 I agree that it's intelligent and not boring, but...It's also just a dream. It's kind of a moot point, because it didn't really happen...

ellelove1 0

Monday 10 May 2010 18:45

travel to ur heart's content!

IsabellaC 0

Monday 10 May 2010 19:04

So I go to a small ass school and the restrooms are in the same room as the class, and this guy just ****** stunk the whole mother ****** room up! it's sick, really! (just to be clear! the bathroom stalls are not in the actual classroom, the restroom door is connected to the classroom) oh yeah he sprayed too, now it's mix of his smelly ass and flowers. (: