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By boring - 10/05/2010 10:14 - New Zealand

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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By M_Kclift1994 - 20/01/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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gabyta 1

Monday 10 May 2010 16:24

ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod

lettertjes 0

Monday 10 May 2010 16:43

Oh I have plenty of boring dreams. I like it. When I have a superhero dream I always wake up stressed from the responsibility of having to save the world. I prefer the boring ones.

Comments

SeedlessMe 13

Tuesday 11 May 2010 1:16

OP- I hear ya- last week I was dreaming about buying new socks! I'm just as fun! hahaha

groundzeromma 8

Tuesday 11 May 2010 3:38

yep definitely boring

DonFlamingo 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 5:25

This was funny.

xobarbienickkxo 4

Tuesday 11 May 2010 7:37

59 ******* wins!

TJT 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 7:38

you ****** in the head an MP3 wow get a real music movie app ete. AN IPOD TOUCH wait even better an IPHONE maybe. A Aston Martin, for u idiots out there that's a super car, again for u idiots who don't know what that is super cars are cars that u know can go over 200 miles an hour go from 0 to 60 in like 3 seconds. and coat between 100,000 to about 1,000,000,000

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 11 May 2010 15:08

you're an idiot. You can get quality mp3 players without being ripped off by buying an overpriced Apple product. Why the hell would you pay $800* for an iPhone (when you don't need a phone, you just want to play music) or $300* for an iPod Touch when you can get a decent mp3 player for less than $100? *Australian prices

TJT 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 7:39

#4 I don't think anybody is that boring of wait there is James May

Ejigantor 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 7:56

James May is not boring, he just has a sense of refinement and cares more for luxuries than raw POWERRRRR

joey92fml 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 7:55

I've dreamed about going to bed and falling asleep. it was really lame.

Y_E_L_L_O_W 4

Tuesday 11 May 2010 11:23

NEW ZEALAND IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD SO SHUT UP!!!!!!

DjeePee 24

Tuesday 11 May 2010 13:14

You deserve it, only because you think that wasting money is cool. Saving isn't boring, it's something more people should do. Just don't forget to live, that's all.