Miscellaneous: Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

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By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 11:58 - Germany - Paderborn

Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML

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Thursday 5 November 2009 1:32

ha thats just cute :)

rabar007 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:33

Well at least you both had your hearts in the right place!

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:54

Surprises suck! At least you didn't get the other outcome: finding your boyfriend in flagrante delicto with your sister or best friend or mom. Or dad. Or dog. Call ahead.

Poundingsand 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:56

That's actually sweet! No FAIL there...

the_stereotype 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:57

awww. i love this. first FML story that actually made me smile. i love stories like this.

saimaali 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:57

That is AMAZING..!! At least, like most FMLs, he wasn't sleeping around with someone else and getting caught.

Subtext 10

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:59

Meh... ...this is bad luck, but except for that just awesome. Be glad that you have someone like this.

BaghdadAssUp 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:00

Wait, weren't you surprised by the fact that he tried to surprise you too?

docoreo 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:02

How is this a FML?

TheOthin 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:04

Of course he'd want you to think that's what he was doing. Or, rather, that what he was doing was a "what" and not a "who". But then, it might have been a "what". Never can be sure these days.