By anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 253
You deserved it 15 459

Same thing different taste

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I don't have a mother. I was mechanically formed by using tiny tweezers to piece together bits and pieces of DNA from 836 random people, and incubated in an ostrich egg. I clawed my way out at the age of 2, and was nursed to life on the teat of a huge motherfucking brown bear in the Arctic. Hence my webbed feet.

OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Seriously, maybe it's you Nazooer, who has some growing up to do. It's kind of allmidnighteye's thing to reply to comments and say something funny. You'd notice that if you actually bothered to read the comments that you feel the need to put yourself above. Those sexist women jokes were funny the first three times, but now it's just stupid. It's all been said and done. Before you start screaming out different insults, get some new material. I'm sure a moron like you could do it. Then again, maybe not. There's no such thing as a "true" or "correct" opinion. That's why it's an opinion, not a fact. Everyone's entitled to one. but enforcing it makes you seem like a loser. By the way, if you want to play with words and say, "Okay. I'm a douche meaning I'm a ****** cleaner," please find the knowledge to find out that "fag" originally meant cigarette before we gave it a new meaning. The new meaning being homosexual. Go ahead, lash out at me, use all your words, but you're the one who fails. Grow up. Move out of your mom's house. Get a job. Thanks. :D

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perdix 29

Had the cop not pulled you over, I am sure that your parents would have been very pleased to see you barge in and run to the bathroom immediately. Why didn't you know an acceptable spot to stop when you were near "home" as you call it? Your parents have been waiting at least a couple of hours to see you, why couldn't you have taken two more minutes to "freshen up" just before you arrived?

Actually she was driving FROM her parents house to her house.

perdix 29

Oops, bad reading on my part! Even worse for the OP, she was rushing to get to an empty house.

Kylias 6

An empty house which contained a bathroom.

man anyone who is annoyed about someone coming in and going immediately to the bathroom has gotta be pretty anal

These guys are ****** hilarious acting all hard with the keyboard. So brave sitting at home having a fight with a complete stranger.

Just wait until things get physical. "ALRIGHT, RUNESCAPE, WORLD 153, LEVEL 20 WILDERNESS. LET'S FINISH THIS!!!" That's how I imagine it'd play out.

I love how the first half of the comments on this FML is a huge argument :D Verdict: nazooer: FAIL allmidnighteyes: WIN!!!

yes, this sucks. I picture this happening to my girlfriend and get somewhat sad.

King_of_Kings 3

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you should have just pulled over. YDI

WHY The muther of BUTT **** RAPE do none of my comments EVER show UP??!?!

Take a look at words 5-7 in your comment. There's your reason.