Today, I dropped a brand new jar of molasses into the corner... - FML

By BeastieHouse - 14/02/2019 00:00

Today, I dropped a brand new jar of molasses into the corner of my completely white kitchen. FML

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Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 17:43 - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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By Pam - 04/11/2022 06:00 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I accidentally dropped the batch of bread that was ready for the oven, after waiting for two hours. We have nothing else to eat. FML

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By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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Top comments

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 14 February 2019 0:08

Lifehack: If you leave it there, the ants will eventually get rid of it for you.

Kira Graycloud 4

Thursday 14 February 2019 1:06

should be easy to tell if you got it all when you are done cleaning.

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 14 February 2019 0:08

Lifehack: If you leave it there, the ants will eventually get rid of it for you.

ajh1800 25

Thursday 14 February 2019 0:12

So clean it up and buy more...

Kira Graycloud 4

Thursday 14 February 2019 1:06

should be easy to tell if you got it all when you are done cleaning.

Aphrodite 20

Thursday 14 February 2019 1:09

So....clean it?

Phil 14

Thursday 14 February 2019 1:36

So at the very worst, your kitchen smells like you've been baking cookies for a little while. You clean it, and your life will be fine.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 14 February 2019 3:43

Well obviously none of them have ever tried to clean up molasses it's like trying to clean up glue and to help get rid of the staining try white vinegar ☺️

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 14 February 2019 7:41

What? You have a few weeks to clean it up before the puddle spreads out.

darkshadus 10

Thursday 14 February 2019 11:47

why would you have an all white kitchen?

newbiemalestr8 26

Thursday 14 February 2019 19:55

EXACTLY

Amy78_fml 11

Thursday 14 February 2019 12:49

I think Molasses will clean. It isn't like you dropped a container of red Kool-aid.

Tarlachia 33

Thursday 14 February 2019 20:28

Your recovery attempt was slow as molasses.

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