Miscellaneous: Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML - FML

By woahitbechels - 25/04/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

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By gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

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Panic in the sheets of Luton…

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 19:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML

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Night terrors

By Anonymous - 25/09/2015 20:14 - Germany

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML

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By BrittUnicorn - 06/07/2015 15:14 - United States - Morristown

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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Secret sex

By anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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Woah

By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

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Top comments

LuckyLogic 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:00

Did you drink tiger blood?

Bill3485 3

Monday 25 April 2011 9:05

fyl? no way, your life is #winning!

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makkwheel 0

Monday 25 April 2011 11:53

that's a bad thing?? everywhere I go bitches always know that Charlie sheen has gotta Winnie that he loves to show, bitch.! (=

makkwheel 0

Monday 25 April 2011 11:55

eww wait it is a bad thing haha I'm sorry

skeezle 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:04

you're talking about the wrong Charlie haha

t765234 10

Friday 29 April 2011 3:08

Charlie SCENE not sheen, fail.

Riemurasia 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:07

The horror!! xD

lazerdude07 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:28

high priest Vatican assassin warlock...

stayawakee 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:44

So? How is this an FML? It's just a dream.. You're pathetic.

BWill9014 4

Monday 25 April 2011 14:05

The whole fml is a joke... watch Charlie sheens winning song and latest interviews and you will understand the meme

imnotcraZ 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:49

that wasn't a dream

rallets 22

Monday 25 April 2011 13:10

different DNA, hes from a whole nother world, a different dimension tiger blood DNA is it just me or is E.T. about Charlie Sheen? o_O

Disembob 16

Monday 25 April 2011 13:14

Winning

rewshrew 0

Monday 25 April 2011 13:18

#winning

Emmy_The_Great 2

Monday 25 April 2011 13:21

I HAVE A DREAM... where Charlie Sheen kidnaps me. (;

oolama 2

Monday 25 April 2011 13:25

...this is an fml how?

BWill9014 4

Monday 25 April 2011 14:08

god how many of you idiots are going to post "how is this an fml?" just because you don't get the Internet meme... it's a joke bro... type "Charlie sheen" in YouTube and you might understand

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Today, after getting ghosted by a company for a job I really wanted, I posted on LinkedIn, venting my frustration with companies not having the decency to send rejection letters. My current boss, who didn't know I was job hunting, saw it, and let me know I'm now on the shit list. FML

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Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML

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Today, an old lady walked up to my car on a busy street and banged on my window. She was annoyed because I was making a left, as opposed to continuing to drive when there was no traffic in front of me. She then got in her car and held the horn until I went. FML

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Today, I found my neighbors' cat that had bolted after surgery. Its surgical collar had gotten caught when jumping a fence. It's been 15 hours. I can still feel the life leave its body as I tried to save it. I still see the look on the young daughter's face as she ran out to find me holding her lifeless cat. FML

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Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

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