By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 632
You deserved it 21 039
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DocBastard 38

That sucks! I hope you kept your head, swallowed your pride, and came to the hospital for medical attention. I'm not blowing hot air, just trying to help. When it's all over, go to a spa and get a relaxing facial.

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SpruceDread4578 13

Oh, Doc.. Perfectly said.

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jvillan87 5

Trying to get a facial is how she got into this mess in the first place Doc.

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Hoarebag 0

No 45. Lol, couldn't have worded it any better off the top of my head, that story blows

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Fire_eyes 13

Wow, you'll make a man VERY happy. Jaw unhinging action!!!

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kandiman 5

Theres no button to click for what is truly given in this post. There are two buttons, One states that your life sucks which it doesnt because that means either your Boyfriend is Huge which depending on the type of Girl/Guy you are, you may like that. The other button is you deserved it. Now, no one deserves a dislocated jaw, definatly from giving head. There needs to be a like button or a good job button.

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Llama_Face89 33

This speaks volumes I'm your boyfriends favor

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bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Sorry baby I tried to keep it only semi erect but you know shut happens

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