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By canucks_chick / Sunday 23 October 2011 05:45 / Canada
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  Epic_Fail911  |  15

i guess he was punching you to stop

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OR OP IS A F*CKIN IDIOT AND RAMMED THE COCK INTO HER MOUTH SIDEWAYS AND IT POPPED HER JAW OUT.

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HAHA YOUR HILARIOUS, GET A LIFE YOUR MOM WANTS HER BASEMENT BACK

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  Keyman1212  |  14

I know you're retarded, and you've tried to create an angry troll account for yourself, so I'll give you your first meal. I don't live with my mother, I have my own house, and more likely than not, it is nicer than any dwelling you'll ever be living in. Furthermore, my mother has cancer, so if you make another reference to her I'll have a mod look up your IP address, which will consequently give me the address to the government housing you and your miserable family lives in, and I'll replace your eye balls with your testicles, and I'll sew your mouth to your own anus, and finally, and I would frankly say most importantly, you suck a horse's phallus at trolling. Good day chodesicle.

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AND I SHOULD KNOW THAT ABOUT YOUR MOM HOW? EITHER WAY MY APOLOGIES AND I HOPE SHE GETS BETTER. AND HAVE FUN TRYING TO GET MY IP ADDRESS AND BEAT ME UP, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'D BE GETTING INTO.

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OH AND BTW I WON'T SAY THEIR OCCUPATION BECAUSE THEN WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THEM I CAN SNAP AND THREATEN TO STICH YOUR MOUTH TO YOUR ASSHOLE BECAUSE YOU DIDNT KNOW WHAT THEY DO.

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  legitimmeee  |  0

What's is a blow job?

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  Jammy01jams  |  2

Don't scare him! Lockjaw is the most feared thing to a guy when receiving a BJ. Hospital encounter to get your mouth off his penis is awkward unless you're willing to rip his dick off. Oh also the fear that you may be a crazy both and bite our dick off. I never thought BJs were smart. Most vulnerable part of body into girls mouth with sharp teeth? Hmmm

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  howdmynosego  |  12

At least it didn't get stuck down her throght

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Sorry I can't put small objects in my mouth I'll coke.

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  doodlingdavid  |  0

You only have one collar bone.

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  zwak  |  0

No there's 2

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  ibedestinie  |  0

yeah um.. @GeorgieePorgiee hate to break it to you but small things can't dislocate people's jaws. see and i bet you thought you were being funny. well it's okay, some people laugh at dumbasses!

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  TuteSweet  |  13

lol 69 likes... I figures this was an appropriate FML to make that comment.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Hey 3, I'm still a girl scout :).......

By  Timmeeh  |  17

At least he must be "gifted" in that area If you ended up with a dislocated jaw. What may not be good for giving oral is, I'm sure very good in other respects.

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