Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:36 - United States

Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML

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By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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Quit while you're ahead

By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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By TheL1nds - 26/05/2012 09:17 - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the fake me got more birthday greetings than the real me. FML

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By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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Poked

By Facebook - 13/06/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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By gotthewrongman - 17/12/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML

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ladybuuggy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:17

..why the hell would you make a piggy bank a Facebook! someone definitely needs a life..

cole86 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:13

12! whooa! that's 1 more than 11

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violetsweety 26

Sunday 7 November 2010 2:41

wait..What?

Sorrows 5

Sunday 7 November 2010 3:14

Like really .. What the ****?

redbull33_fml 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 4:23

well you must either be really fat, ugly, and smell bad, or you're a huge bitch. jk. sorry op! but why'd you make a facebook for a piggybank? I probably shouldn't be asking that since I made one for my dog...

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 4:51

Uhm... no comment

Wheels6130 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:51

wow I had 12 friends the first hour I got facebook

bassdredd 2

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:54

how do you have less than 12 friends on facebook?? I had like 100 the first day I joined

R0s1e 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:07

ok... well your main problem is that you're retarded enough to make a page for a piggy bank. that's weird! and seriously #65, can you get any more ignorant?? i'm 14 and i know that! you just make Americans seem dumber than the rest of the world already thinks they are.

alexandra1313 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:59

Wow big woop maybe u should get your fat ass off face book and get REAL friends thanks for wasting about 5 seconds of my life talking about your facebook bull shit. You hear that..... That's the sound of NO ONE GIVING A SHIT

DeviousAngel 13

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:03

YDI. Why the hell would you make a facebook account for a piggy bank? That's stupid.

lexxhorse 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:12

well if yer the type of person to make a fb for an effing plastic pig, then that makes sense why you don't have many friends.

SexyGamerNerd110 8

Monday 8 November 2010 21:47

loL it could have been a ceramic piggy bank :P

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