Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:36 - United States

Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML

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You deserved it 14 432

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By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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You deserved it 569

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By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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You deserved it 8 272

By TheL1nds - 26/05/2012 09:17 - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the fake me got more birthday greetings than the real me. FML

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You deserved it 28 053

By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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You deserved it 6 603

By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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You deserved it 10 331

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By Facebook - 13/06/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

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You deserved it 6 634

By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 036

You deserved it 4 921

By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 338

You deserved it 5 494

By gotthewrongman - 17/12/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 526

You deserved it 3 720

ladybuuggy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:17

..why the hell would you make a piggy bank a Facebook! someone definitely needs a life..

cole86 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:13

12! whooa! that's 1 more than 11

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stevenmx86 7

Friday 7 October 2011 12:27

Ydi for being the person who made a Facebook for their piggy bank...

brendonuriepatd 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:00

How many friends do you have?!?!?! The piggy bank doesn't count as one of your friends.

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 3 December 2011 2:08

Ydi for being the kind of person who makes a Facebook for a stupid piggy bank..

jaeda_nicole 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 20:07

I'll add you

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 22:32

Meet people! Online or face-to-face. Make some friends!

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 4 June 2012 18:38

The question is: why do you have a Facebook page for your piggy bank?

emilywa 9

Sunday 3 February 2013 22:32

Well im not surprised if ur weird enough to make a fb for your piggy bank...

Llama_Face89 33

Friday 22 November 2013 18:09

Well seeing as you made a Facebook profile for a piggy bank...I cannot say I'm surprised...

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 28 November 2015 15:25

Why would you make an account for a piggy bank?

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