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Speaking of triumphs of evolution, or intelligent design....
Enough is never enough
edit: nvm
Fold it in half, stuff it in, and nature will fix itself. Unless your dick knows that the 10 is really a 2, than listen to it...
Raj from the big bang theory is that you
I'm sorry, but how can anyone say OP doesn't deserve this? If you need alcohol to talk to women, I suggest seeking professional help.
Well then your ******. Good luck with life my friend.
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Use that same amount of alcohol to get her drunk instead. Problem solved.
Get off the Internet, Raaj.