By SingleAgain - 03/08/2012 06:22 - United States - Saukville

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 932
You deserved it 3 093

Same thing different taste

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Hahaha, I don't know who got the shittiest end of the stick: you, your boyfriend or your sister. That'll be some awkward family conversations. Good luck.

pcentral 17

I want a gentleman in the streets, but a freak in the bed...?

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"Put on some makeup, turn on the 8-track, I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf, Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV, And then I wake up, and I turn back to myself" ...hey *somebody* had to make a song reference that wasn't from Rocky Horror. (Yes, I'm male and have caught myself singing this. Dead embarrassing.)

ThePolloBandito 13

Yay video game playing girl!

kitsune3 20

He might just be a metrosexual. A straight man who enjoys dressing and acting like a woman. Don't be too weirded out. Talk to him about it.

gmaxwell1 2

well you wouldn't have to tell your sister if u didn't FALSELY accuse her

Well, if you show that you're open to a conversation about this side of your bf's sexuality, your accessories and makeup will probably stop disappearing. Maybe it's not even about being a woman some of the time, maybe he just thinks it's hot to wear clothes that have been worn by a woman, or maybe it is. Either way, as long as there's room for your needs to be met as well as his, it's not necessarily a deal-breaker.

so what? Though he shouldn't steal, if he feels awkard buying makeup you can buy it for him OP

And how exactly do you know what size he wears in woman's shoes?

Someone I used to work with was at a drag show and saw her boyfriend performing. She was shocked as haha

fukmefreddy 4

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He has his hobbies and u hav urs. Don't judge him!!