Kids: Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the...

By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By thecathater - 09/07/2013 13:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By Bad Mother - 08/10/2015 11:53 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML

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By Kerkie - 24/01/2018 19:30 - United States - North Kingstown

Today, my 12-year-old stepchild told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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junaho 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:08

You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.

ashole1990 10

Friday 24 July 2009 16:06

my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross

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bethechange_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 15:19

Id kick him out. Not because that thing was horrible but becaue if he stays in the house all he'll do is continue to depend on you. Hes freaking 18

_insertnamehere_ 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 15:42

He was probably hung over or something. I heard a story of this woman (she was probably in her 30's), she was pretty drunk and she was laying in bed and literally was debating the pros and cons of getting all the way out of bed to pee.

Sturmeh 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:40

An 18 year old mans bladder is roughly the size of a cats stomach, it's very easy to tell by quantity the difference... one would mean a soaking wet carpet, and the other a small stain

monkey314159 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:34

Make him buy some replacement carpet. If he doesn't, kick his ass out.

melchior_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:15

YDI for owning a cat and having a son and not being able to tell the difference in the smell of cat urine and sexually mature human male urine.

killinmesmalls 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:33

...Time to kick him out he is 18 he can sign an lease... (but if you live somewhere like my dumb state of NE you gotta wait till you're 19). I would kick his ass so bad though you don't even know!