Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off....

By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By I will find you and I will fucking fuck y - 05/01/2014 20:39 - United Kingdom - Falmouth

Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 00:02

Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML

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Novadi 22

Sunday 7 June 2015 17:08

Did you cover your entire eyebrow with wax or something? I don't think that's normal.

princessbloky 12

Sunday 7 June 2015 17:09

Did you wax the other one off too? For consistency?

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Cassandra2015 21

Sunday 7 June 2015 22:17

Leave the waxing to the professionals!

earljonez 22

Sunday 7 June 2015 22:26

Ohhhh Kelly Clarkson!!!!

bradleyhewitt 13

Sunday 7 June 2015 22:30

Why the hell would you do that? Do u even know how waxing works? It removes all hair

Sergei_Borodov 0

Sunday 7 June 2015 22:37

Great! You'll look like Whoopi Goldberg!

guesswhatlifesux 14

Sunday 7 June 2015 22:43

I think you did it wrong

PopcornTimes 14

Sunday 7 June 2015 23:20

I really hope for your sake it'll grow out again...

Miss_Mandi 29

Sunday 7 June 2015 23:48

And this is why i'm terrified of doing my own eyebrows. I hope they grow out quick :( Use brow pencils in the meantime

Merylwen 24

Sunday 7 June 2015 23:52

Or maybe you can just use tweezers.

IreneProblems 14

Sunday 7 June 2015 23:57

Own it and make it a fashion statement

amyhyett 15

Monday 8 June 2015 0:40

I'm really not sure how this just happens?!

Doubledimp 23

Monday 8 June 2015 0:43

Eye see you have a problem now

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