By no more flips - 17/05/2015 14:05 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 773
You deserved it 7 036

Same thing different taste

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Friends don't need impressing OP, and I'm sure they'll love you with your wonky new nose.

That's nothing. If you had lost the upper half of your head and still not cried, now that would have been impressive!

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Friends don't need impressing OP, and I'm sure they'll love you with your wonky new nose.

I agree...and a flip on the trampoline is easy. Next time be more careful and don't try to impress your friends when you don't have to.

I'm assuming the OP and friends are young and everyone nose this is the kind of stuff friends do around each other to show off and be cool in a "hey, check this out" way.

That's nothing. If you had lost the upper half of your head and still not cried, now that would have been impressive!

If you lose the upper half of your head without crying, I'd say it's most likely due to your being dead.

annie_zoo 27

I think that's the point of the joke

Nothing is ever free. Especially cosmetic surgery.

Was just trying to make a joke but it obviously wasn't well received lol. That's what I get for trying to be funny at 5am

Revenge of the trampoline.. Coming to a theater near you

I suppose you weren't the only one flipping out

I hope your friends didn't laugh, but helped you with your nose. in a while, you have a fun story to tell everyone and you can have a laugh about it :) Hope your nose doesn't hurt too bad OP

Friends don't need to be impressed op :)

You shouldn't have to impress your friends, they should already be impressed by you.