By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
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Natasha14641 7

You should've used the name Bloody Mary instead, OP.

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misspulkadot24 17

Was it a costume party? Because, that's a pretty damn original outfit. Rock it! Get the string from a balloon to get the whole effect.

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yourmofo 6

Then you should break his nose and say he looks like a bleeding pussy.

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calliet145 14

I immediately thought of the period pants scene in Superbad after reading this haha.

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thelittlebirdie 9

just call yourself a Hipster and you'll be good.

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jewelz1012 11

Just think... U can do that to him on his first date or picture day as he's walking out

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Satoaoi 13

psht I would have beat his Lil ass Lil brat needs to be sat on and given a noogie

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Steel_BZ 8

Did anyone else think this was going to end by some kind of stain being revealed?

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Bludmagnus 13

That kid needs a real dose of what is just this side of the line between discipline and child abuse.

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caranina 15

Watch out for Giovanna Plowman. She might try to eat you

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