By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
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Natasha14641 7

You should've used the name Bloody Mary instead, OP.

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misspulkadot24 17

Was it a costume party? Because, that's a pretty damn original outfit. Rock it! Get the string from a balloon to get the whole effect.

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eddeeezzyy 19

Dump a very dirty white garbage bag on top of his head and say, "Now you're a used condom!"

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U_GotitDude 18

At least it was just tomato juice FYL OP

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DrunkButterfly 17

It was before you left, so why not just shower and change? What's the big deal? Funny brother tho! :)

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LiveLoveBeatles 19

The big deal was that OP was already finished getting ready and about to head over to the party in an outfit she'd probably spent a while choosing. I sure as hell wouldn't want to go through all of that again.

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DrunkButterfly 17

Yeah because changing takes such a long time? You and op sound high maintenance.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

If I paid good money for this dress and it was specifically for this party, and my brother ruined it. Yes, I will be angry. I'm sure you would be too.

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LiveLoveBeatles 19

"Dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head" sounds like there's going to be a lot more involved than just changing clothes not to mention dealing with the tomato smell

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DocBastard 38

Right, that's why she said "shower and change". Not every girl takes 2 hours to get ready. Learn to read, idiots.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Actually, 36, it says she "dressed in all white", not that she "wore a white dress". Doesn't change the fact that the brother is a douche, but I just wanted to make sure we were all clear on that.

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hellonyancat 6

Maybe she didn't have time. Shower, dress, hair and make up all take time. I know I don't start getting ready 2 minutes before I want to leave.

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Seany_93 17

Haha true, some people are sooks, takes me a sec to change a shirt, deo and bam off ya go

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CheshireHalli 19

Just to grow my two cents in, even if didn't take a long time to shower and change, she might not have another all white outfit to change into, which would definitely make this scenario frustrating.

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WelcomeToAndale 13

Don't worry catkam, nobody really understands Australians.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Kick him in the balls and say: "now you're sterile."

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perdix 29

Since he ruined your UV party, you ought to kick it up the electromagnetic spectrum and send him to a X-ray party to see which bones you crushed in the well-deserved beatdown!

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MrsAlexander83 10

Anyone else see her name was Mary?!?! Bloody Mary?! HA!

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WonkeyDonkey 10

If he was my brother I would of personally dropped him like a bag of spuds, with a knee to his groin ;)

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