By Username - 16/09/2010 23:27 - France

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
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Dudeitscaleb 0

I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight

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FFML_314 11

The corners aren't so bad. I made a decent living.

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Allymeme 3

ydi for being really fat... why do women let themselves go after they get married? You're probably like 200 pounds. I feel bad for him. Obese witch!

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ohthebloodygore 16

Why are they in your purse?

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sourgirl101 28

That's easy, I have flip flops on. Now can we "girls" have our drinks like planned?

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Schizomaniac 24

PPFFFTTT. I never left. College doesn't pay itself. :P

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FFML_314 11

Of course. Sourgirl, I must first have a name to refer to you by. Sourgirl is becoming long and drawn out. We need our sober cabby though. I believe Pendatik is sleeping somewhere in the world right now, so iicaptain, looks like you're our taxi for the night.

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sourgirl101 28

ii you were invited yesterday but didn't show up. I guess I'll just have to make your drink twice as big to catch up.

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Schizomaniac 24

Sure, I'll just sit here in the effing corner. Don't mind me.

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FFML_314 11

They are in my purse, because I need Jane a lot throughout the day, for reasons I will not disclose and sourgirl is in there, because she's cute and I can use her as a nice decoration to look at when I'm eating.

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