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FML : Today, two teen girls got into a shouting match at the table next to mine at the food court. Sensing a fight brewing, I got up to leave. I stood up just...
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Is this the real life? Or a teen comedy? Caught in the food court. No escape from banality. Don't open your eyes. Duck under the fries and teeeaaa!

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Prefect opportunity to start a food fight in a food court. You will never have this chance again. Shame.

Is this the real life? Or a teen comedy? Caught in the food court. No escape from banality. Don't open your eyes. Duck under the fries and teeeaaa!

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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I'm just a poor OP, I need your sympathy. Whether mac and cheese, Or pizza to go. The tray flies high, or tray flies low. Thrown toward the Windows, but when I tried to run and fleeee, it hit me... .... Mama, just hit a man. Got the tray from which I fed, threw it hard and hit his head. Mama, lunch had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away!

Reason #31674 to stay away from shopping malls unless you are a) 14 years old, or b) employed at a store there. Nothing good happens to adults at shopping malls, ever.

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